Quirky Decor Aficionado Pillows

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

WInter Fish

Frosty the Toaster

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Cliff was over the top with his choice of prison cell viewing mirror.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"If you like it you'd better act quick. 'Under the bed' got scooped up the moment it hit the market."

"Blow up Leg."

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Cat mistakes bra for toilet.

Scarecrow with a TV head.

Unicorn Hunting Trophy

Cake Free Zone

"That isn't the trophy that I had envisioned."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

"How?"

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room