Quirky Home Decor Aficionado Pillows

Snow globe

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

His & hers towels.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Superintendent

Missing sock

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."