Quirky Home Decor Enthusiast Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: tie rack.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

His & hers towels.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Snow globe

"How?"

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

Superintendent

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

The Ugly Plant