Quirky Home Decor Enthusiast Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: tie rack.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"How?"

Missing sock

The Ugly Plant

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room