Quirky Home Decor Lover Gifts

House Hunters

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

Bathroom fixtures.

'Hey, how's it goin'?...So, I fell through the dryer vent. Guess I won't do that again! Is that a nose ring?...Hello?'

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'I barely got a shot off on this big fellow.'

His & hers towels.

Woman discovers a broken egg underneath the cuckoo clock.

WC - Toilet Sign

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Surprise!"

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

"How?"

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'