Quirky Home Decor Lovers Gifts

Armchair with Table instead of Seat

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

His & hers towels.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Missing sock

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Police Box