Quirky Decor Admirers Gifts

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Missing sock

"How?"

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Artist Painting his Television.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Butt cracker"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Dinosaur Pet Stores