Quirky Decor Admirer Gifts

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"I shot that one in a restaurant."

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.

Santa uses reindeer parts.

'You are determined to catch something today aren't you?'

Suit with a wardrobe of men.

'I thought your mother might like it.'

Santa in house sees SandmanJack FrostEaster BunnyTooth Fairy with spare space for Santa Claus.

Man waiting beside trophies of human arms with a wine glass in a mouse trap near a hole with an arm coming through it

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Poster of smiley face: Missing and Presumed Banal.

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

Carnations.