Quirky Decor Devotee Gifts

Cat scratching pinata couch

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Rogue elephant

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

His & hers towels.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat