Quirky Decor Admirer Pillows

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"I shot that one in a restaurant."

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.

'You are determined to catch something today aren't you?'

Suit with a wardrobe of men.

'I thought your mother might like it.'

Man waiting beside trophies of human arms with a wine glass in a mouse trap near a hole with an arm coming through it

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Gordon suspected the garden gnome didn't like him.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Poster of smiley face: Missing and Presumed Banal.

Satan has boxes on his desk labeled "Guilty" and "Guilty".

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

Carnations.

"How?"