Quirky Decor Fanatic Pillows

Sock monkey reading magazine about sock

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Snow globe

Carnations.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Missing sock

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Are you willing to relocate?"