Quirky Decor Enthusiasts Gifts

Table Tennis ball-boys

'I guess your mom thought it was better to give it away than to be sued by the garbage collectors for environmental pollution!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'OK, who's rotting?'

COWS: Cow vase

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

Missing sock

"How?"

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks