Quirky Decor Lover Mugs

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

Wake up.

Cross-stitched land survey.

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.

'You sure? I thought Mr. Travolta's appointment wasn't until Thursday.'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

Christmas Curling

Norman Boring was very proud of his operation scar

Burping Toilet

Danger shag carpet

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

Covid Scarecrow

Codpiece Stand

"That doesn't look good."

"This is really a hospital with a touch of class. They collect urine samples in champagne glasses."

In case of bad dog, break glass.

Missing sock

Home Improvement Section...

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Let's see . . . there was one red fanny with polka dot underpants, one yellow fanny with striped underpants, and one blue fanny with checkered underpants. For some reason they left the duck.'

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Man pouring himself wine notices a hand with a glass, waiting to be topped up, coming from the chimney.

Alcoholic Cat.

Backwards mirror.

Gateway to Heaven for goldfish.

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."