Quirky Decoration Lover Pillows

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

When tending her window box, Mrs. Miggins tended to overdo it a bit.

Corona virus Christmas tree

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Yard Sale

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'