Quirky Decoration Seeker Pillows

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

"Better make him an offer he can't refuse."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."