Quirky Decor Collector Pillows

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Caution Wet Floor.

Bull's Matador Clock.

A Pig and his Trough.

Mugshots

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

'That's a tea tray.'

'Industrial toilet accessories: Steel wool toilet paper.'

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Job Interview

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Romantic Giraffes

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Cake Free Zone

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."