Quirky Office Decor Collector Pillows

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Friday

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Time to do it in!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Your call is important to us...

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.

Computer Mouse.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

'Well, at least we're ahead of our competitors in the number of CFOs we've had in the past year.'

"The board felt you were the right person to give this report some granularity."

"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"

"I'm going to have to let you go, Williams. Details at 11."

Play Ball!

Working from home.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?