Quirky Office Decor Collector Pillows

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Friday

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Time to do it in!"

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Your call is important to us...

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'

Computer Mouse.

To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

'Well, at least we're ahead of our competitors in the number of CFOs we've had in the past year.'

"Change my spots...? No, that's never crossed my mind!! I guess if I really had to, then that's definitely something I'd outsource!!"

"The board felt you were the right person to give this report some granularity."

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"I'm going to have to let you go, Williams. Details at 11."

Working from home.