Quirky Decor Collectors Pillows

An Energetic Susan.

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Rogue elephant

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Missing sock

"How?"

Crystal Ball Plug

Carnations.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse