Quirky Decor Collectors Pillows

An Energetic Susan.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Bathroom Fairy

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Crystal Ball Plug

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Too dressy?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Goldfish funeral