Quirky Decor Seekers Pillows

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Missing sock

Artist Painting his Television.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

The Ugly Plant

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Butt cracker"