Quirky Decor Seekers Pillows

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse