Quirky Home Decor Seeker Pillows

'Hon! I'm home from the bank!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Superintendent

Missing sock

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Are you willing to relocate?"