Quirky Home Decor Seeker Prints

'Hon! I'm home from the bank!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

His & hers towels.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

"How?"

Carnations.

Superintendent

Missing sock

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."