Quirky Decor Seeker Prints

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

The Snowpire

Optical illusions.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

Missing sock

Carnations.

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Red in tooth and claw.

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."