Quirky Decor Hunter Prints

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

One fish to another as they are pursued by a torpedo inside aquarium: 'Don't ask me . . . just keep swimming!'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

"How?"

Missing sock

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

The Ugly Plant

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Red in tooth and claw.

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."