Quirky Office Decorator Pillows

Computer Mouse.

"What's this business with the cat?"

A wrapping station in an exam room

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

"Of course as the CEO you've got to have a view of the big picture, but..."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.