Quirky Office Decorator Gifts

Computer Mouse.

"What's this business with the cat?"

A wrapping station in an exam room

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

"Of course as the CEO you've got to have a view of the big picture, but..."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

Yard Sale

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'