Quirky Office Decorators Gifts

'Geoff, when I said that I wanted you to make the office more 'youth friendly' I was thinking more of some magazines in reception!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's a coffee-book table.'