Quirky Office Designer Gifts

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Bad Office Planning

Arctic Snails.

Computer Mouse.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Not much of a resume. Anything besides these 7 Deadly Sins?

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Perspective Repair

Working from home.

Toilet Tissue Typist.

Play Ball!

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'The printer repair guy.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Circus

'Take a letter Miss Davis.'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Tribal paint dept: 'Outdoor, indoor, WAR'

'It attracts females alright, but the Goth type...'

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."