Quirky Workspace Designer Gifts

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Bad Office Planning

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Arctic Snails.

Computer Mouse.

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

Working from home.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

Piano desk.

Circus

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

Future site of the aquarium.

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

"My husband works from home."

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.