Quirky Workspace Designer Gifts

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Bad Office Planning

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

Arctic Snails.

Computer Mouse.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Exciting suggestion in 'suggestion box'.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Working from home.

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Play Ball!

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

Piano desk.

'Those combination sink/urinals are great.'

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

Circus

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

You don't have to be crazy to work here. WE CAN TRAIN YOU.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

"My husband works from home."

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.