Workspace Redesign Lover Gifts

"'Hot desking' doesn't work with just one desk."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I remember when this was all offices."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Multitasking.

No Binge Watching

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

'That's right! My very own corner office! Next year I might get glass!'

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

Piano desk.

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"I've started a clean desk policy."

"There must be an easier way!"

'But, dear, the company requires it from employees who work from home.'

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"My husband works from home."

You're in lick Mr.Lawson.

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"To save money we're moving you from a cubicle to a tribicle."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'