Workspace Enthusiast Gifts

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"In a funny way I can say I've arrived, now that I'm assigned a cubicle larger than my apartment."

"I wanted a more desirable workstyle."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

'These are job perks.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Belief and Trust.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"