Desk Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Laura the Desk

"Take care of your desk and it will take care of you."

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"Remember honey, success isn't measured by the title on your door. It's by the size of your desk."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Can do...No can do

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Lemonade Inc.

Gay Times...

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Office Ergonomics.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.