Desk Job Aficionado Gifts

'I get sea-sick, I can't swim but I rather fancy a little desk job like yours.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Out and In.

Storm in the out tray

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Working 9 to 5.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Corporate Whore.

Whack, Out of Whack.

Female business.

Inkwell Genie.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Hard day at work, dear?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'