Desk Life Enthusiast Gifts

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."