Desk Lover Gifts

"The throne is nice and all, but shouldn't I have a desk?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

I'd rather be at the office.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Think Big.

Plumbing Company Executive

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Desk sale

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

Ace Novelties

Reception often dictates reality.

'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'

Lady with 'single' as her desk sign.

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'