Desk Lover Gifts

"The throne is nice and all, but shouldn't I have a desk?"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

I'd rather be at the office.

Working Vacation.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Think Big.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Plumbing Company Executive

Desk sale

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

In and Out

'Things are looking up...Jenkins finally got the corner office he's been pushing for...'

Reception often dictates reality.

Lady with 'single' as her desk sign.

Ace Novelties

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'