Desk Jest Lover Gifts

Reception often dictates reality.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Careerist

I'd rather be at the office.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Still Here

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Desk Request

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

Think Big.