Desk Conqueror Gifts

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Man is interrupted by his wife and children whilst trying to work

Careerist

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"