Office Conqueror Gifts

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'Guess what. Golfa male trumps alfa male!'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Devil's in the detail!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Have a good weekend!"

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

The Path

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'