Office Conqueror Gifts

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'Guess what. Golfa male trumps alfa male!'

'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

The Devil's in the detail!

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Have a good weekend!"

The Path

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.