Office Chaos Conqueror Gifts

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

I suggest you call technical support.

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

InOut.

"Sir, the cleaning lady is here to tidy up your office."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Accountancy

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

Next Direction

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'