Office Chaos Survivor Gifts

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

Accountancy

'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."