Home Office Survivor Gifts

'I have a two-year old - please don't make me work from home.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Working hours.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Cafe Burns.

Getting through the week.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Spam in inbox.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"