Home Office Survivors Gifts

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Working hours.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

Late/Too Late.

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Office Weather

Cafe Burns.

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Spam in inbox.

Information. Innuendo

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"