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"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Working hours.

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

Cafe Burns.

Getting through the week.

Information. Innuendo

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Spam in inbox.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Exhausted employee