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"Focus, Perkins...you face has that Monday morning smear."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Do Not Resuscitate

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

Late/Too Late.

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Office Weather

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Cafe Burns.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

In, Out, Shake it all about

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Exhausted employee

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."