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'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

In, Out, Shake it all about

Working Environment

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

We're letting you go, Drew. Would you like us to notify your next of cubicle?

"Congratulations. You have the skills we're looking for, and you'll just fit a cubicle."

'No cubicles. All our temps are free-range.'

Family Cubicle

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

Dead office worker in the middle cubicle.

'Have you got something suitable for kicking, after a hard day at the office.'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"I come with my own cubicle."

"Beats working in a cubicle."

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

Working from Home

"A cubicle is too small? Be glad that you are not one of our temporary workers....they've got to work in here!"

'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'

'As you know, Lord, Larry just loved his little cubicle.'

'As a supervisor myself, Edna, I admire your ability to compartmentalize.'