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'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

"Lunch!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'Now what are you complaining about? I'm spending more time with you and the kids aren't I?!'

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'