Cubicle Aficionados Gifts

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'Will sublet 5pm-9am & weekends.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Lunch!"

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'We're hoping to get enough for the boss to take early retirement.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

"Can I help you?"

'Now what are you complaining about? I'm spending more time with you and the kids aren't I?!'

'Congratulations, Smith! I hear they're moving you up from a cubicle to a cube...'