Cubicle Enthusiast Gifts

'I've just found out we make cubicles.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

Family Cubicle

"Beats working in a cubicle."

A family live separate lives in separate cubicles

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

Dead office worker in the middle cubicle.

"A cubicle is too small? Be glad that you are not one of our temporary workers....they've got to work in here!"

"Could we have a little chat, Lassiter?"

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"The first of many cubicles..."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Stacked In Tray

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'It all began when they exchanged pleasantries.'

"Lunch!"

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

"We're allowed to hang-up artificial windows now to make our cubicles feel more like home."

"Can I help you?"

We're letting you go, Drew. Would you like us to notify your next of cubicle?