Cubicle Competition Enthusiast Gifts

Foam Finger Envy

Another day at work would be one too many...

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Work Slave

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"A watched file never loads..."

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the