Cubicle Competitor Gifts

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Do not think outside the box!

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

The Corporate Rat.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Are these billable hours?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I miss the old cubicles."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.