Cubicle Warriors Gifts

'I can show you in our panic room while you're waiting to see the boss.'

'Stop mumbling, George! We all had to start somewhere...'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Do not think outside the box!

The Corporate Rat.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Are these billable hours?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I miss the old cubicles."

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)